'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
- Baby: M-m
- Mom: Mama?
- Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future