In honor of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday, I would like to take this moment and share a profound quotation from the bard:
Such mastery of the English language.
Remember that when this goes down, they are indoors.
*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.
for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls